Fanatic and Skeeziks Go To Sleeping Beauty's Castle (Day 1)

Fanatic arrived in the land of fruits and nuts (a.k.a. LA) and went straight to the House of Mouse, because she doesn’t get enough at home. (Er…yeah…enough of the Mouse at home.)

The reason for the trip, of course, was to bail Skeeziks out of the Mouse Trap because she’d had a little too much fun at the parks, first getting some tail and then having her own unique California Adventure. 

But first, before coughing up the E Tickets to spring Skeeziks, Fanatic had to test Steele, Inc.’s Theory of Protection.

And since they didn’t have enough trouble, Skeeziks and Fanatic met a goofy character, ended up in Hell due to Skeeziks’ bad driving on Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride, rubbed some balls, and generally had a righteous good time.

See? 

So much so, that Security provided the final ride…a trip to Sleeping Beauty’s Castle to take their mug shots for international distribution to prevent further such adventures with bananas, whales and tall men in funny suits. Fanatic’s Annual Pass has been revoked and neither is allowed within 100 miles of any Disney properties. Which kinda screws them both because their houses are within 50.